You know, men and women have a lot of differences that may never materialize. I know that at this point, you are already thinking about one or two things that are so different when it comes to these two genders. We do have totally different ways of expressing ourselves, complementing others as well as processing things. Before I keep on rambling, let me let you in on 5 things that women do that do not make sense to men:
1. Thinking about their Next meal when they barely finished eating
There is a very close relationship between women and food that no one will ever decipher. A woman could be having breakfast but the whole time she could be thinking about what she will have for supper. She may even get mad the entire day if she passes by her local and find it closed yet she wanted food from the place later in the day.
Men barely ever put much thought on what they are going to have. They go to a restaurant, sit and have what is still available. Simple humans they are.
2. Spending so much time getting ready and having nothing to wear
Whether I am applying makeup or not, I will always be slower than the next man. It is usually harder to put everything together, especially on deciding on what to wear even when the wardrobe is overflowing.
3. I will taste your food too
Ever been on a date with a lady that is close to you and you end up ordering different meals? Best believe she will taste your food. Even if both of you ordered the exact thing off the menu, she will still want to taste yours. This has nothing to do with greed by the way. I really don’t know how y’all ladies are coping during dates with all the social distancing going on in restaurants. Must be sad not being able to taste that other meal.
Oh My God, I am definitely a big cuddle doll. That rhymed so well, didn’t it? I really do enjoy cuddles and I will be so mad if I wake up in the middle of the night and find my partner not cuddling me. There were times when K denied me his arm because it was so tired from all the cuddling I had to squeeze out of him. I know many ladies can attest to this as well.
5. How do I look?
Honestly, girls do ask this question when they expect just one answer from you. Even if you know very well that something is not right, if you point it out, you become the problem.
6. They want nothing but get mad when you actually bring them nothing
This is really funny because it is unexplainable. When we say nothing, what we mean is that you go out and figure out what we would like and bring it. It does not even have to be costly. Just make sure that you do not come empty-handed because nothing means bring something; anything. It is science. Don’t argue with me.
7. Going to the Bathroom together
There are many reasons that girls go to the bathroom together. I will go ahead and mention some of them: To hold the drunk ones as they are either throwing up or having short calls so that they don’t black out there, to check out if each other’s makeup is still intact, to find out how we will leave the place and so on and so forth. Do these make sense to you? No? Really? Well, I guessed so.
8. So much affection to fellow girlfriends
Girls scream and tear up and jump up and down when we see our fellow girls. Most times, we end up attracting attention from people around and this really is not the intention.
9. Carrying around huge handbags
A girl could be going out for lunch but she carries along a gigantic handbag that seems to weigh her down. You are left wondering what exactly it is that she must leave the house with for lunch. Is it an oxygen tank? Who knows?
10. Saying Okay when they really want to punch you in the face
Thing is, sometimes it is really so hard to argue when the truth is quite evident. Instead of having unnecessary back and forth, women just say okay and the whole time they are summoning their inner self not to punch you in the face. It is what it is my friend.
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